Part 2: EVEN MORE Frat Parties I Would Throw if I Were A Guy

Back by popular demand... check out seven more of CHERRYPI's iconique party themes.

The real problem here is the music. If you motherfuckers would just MAKE A THEMED PLAYLIST and STICK TO IT then I wouldn't have to give you all these suggestions. Put me in, coach!!!!! I have Spotify playlists you couldn't conceive of on an LSD trip.

1. Oregon Trail

Bring some sexy vintage vibes to your next party with an Oregon Trail theme, complete with real dysentery and horse-drawn carriages! It's the motherfucking Gold Rush, babe, except the gold is watered-down beer and shitty music.

Hold on... oh no! You and your girlfriends just got lost in the severe blizzard conditions of midwinter Rochester while making the treacherous journey from your heated dorm to a sticky frat!!

To really commit to the theme, take shelter in a nearby cave. Go full Donner Party. Hold out as long as possible, until your bestie's nylon-wrapped flesh starts looking REALLY yummy...

Dress code: frostbitten limbs, old-timey bonnets, and a horse you can kill and eat if things take a turn for the worse.

2. Percy Jackson Lotus Casino

Blast Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" (obviously) while handing out edible flowers and blinding your audience with flashing neon lights. Cover all the windows and block the exits so innocent guests have no idea how long they've been dancing... hours? Weeks? Months?

Raise the stakes by hiring professional actors to stumble through the crowd and occasionally grab a drunk co-ed, shouting, "Don't you remember me? Please, we need to get out of here!" before going blank in the face and fading back into the mass of people. Guests will love it. They'll never want to leave.

Dress code: delicious and totally-not-magical lotus flowers, neon and glitter, comfy dancing shoes, and an eerie glassy-eyed expression.

3. Insane Asylum

Put a spooky and fun twist on your typical Friday night party with this chic theme! Your guests can take shots out of empty pill containers and drink beer out of IV bags, singing along to upbeat music that only barely drowns out the sound of screaming and whirring bone saws.

Party-goers are sure to giggle with delight as blood splatters and unfortunate freshman chained up in padded rooms beg for mercy. Ooh, kinky.

Dress code: bloody nurse costumes, (real) syringes, straight jackets, and complimentary lobotomies at the door.

4. Mini Golf

Anyone looking for a fun, relaxing frat party for the whole family will love this mini golf theme. Get dressed in your best golf apparel and take to the floor with your club and balls intact (LOL), ready to impress onlookers with how well you handle a stick. Ahem. What was I saying?

Remember guys, it isn't the length of the club that matters, but how well you swing it.

Dress code: water you can pour over your head (and more importantly, your thin t-shirt) when you get all sweaty and hot. Mini golf is, like, hard work.

5. Jersey Shore

Rock up to the frat in a rented limousine so you really trashily get sued, like, ten thousand bucks for spilling champagne and other clear-ish fluids all over the backseat (worth it). This is, like, St. Patrick's Day but for Italian-Americans. It's called cultural appreciation.

If there haven't been at least two fistfights and three comically terrible drunken hookups by the end of the night, you've done it wrong. Anytime you hesitate, just ask yourself: what would Snooki do? Hit on that guy? Hell yeah. Hit on his friend too? Go for it. Ask for a threesome? YOLO, bitch.

Dress code: cheetah print, terrible tans, gelled-back hair, and aggressively heavy makeup.

6. The Crucifixion

Do you think the pope would bless Bacardi? I would feel a lot better about ingesting the blood of Christ if it got me a little more buzzed than wine. I feel like Jesus would approve.

Pull out this uber-holy theme right before Easter so you can really tap into the Holy Spirit or whatever, throwing yourself on the floor of the frat in repentance and speaking in tongues until you get kicked out while screaming that "HE IS RISEN". Slay. God works in mysterious ways.

Dress code: nails hammered through your wrists and ankles, a sexy little side wound dripping blood everywhere, drunken makeouts with the girlies (#JudasMoment).

7. The Sinking of the Titanic

Finally... throw the best party EVER with this super glam Titanic-themed event. You'll want to start by flooding the entire frat house with water and inflating some little pool floaties. Your guests will totally appreciate the realism.

Drink bottomless champagne. Dance in tastelessly-expensive ballroom dresses. Party like it's fuckin' 1912 and you are NOT making it out of the Atlantic ocean.

Dress code: heels, diamond necklaces, and floating waterlogged corpses.

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credits to cherrypi if you do any of these thank you very much xoxxoxoxoxoooo