No one likes a show-off, babe. Are YOU suffering from an inflated ego that just seems untouchable ? Maybe your friends and family are...

I don't think there's much of an argument here if I say, "J.K. Rowling sucks". Like, it's a fairly widespread opinion at this point...

I really truly believe that "Andrew in Drag" might be one of the best love songs of all time. Ah, the classic LATBOTS Furby cover. Ok,...

Shockingly MY picture and not robbed from Pinterest. Take that, plagiarism laws. Off of a random bench in Somewhere, Vermont? Another...

A quick early morning ramble on BPD and family trauma. Hello darlings, A little bit of a more serious, abstract, philosophizing post...

THE FINCH CULT SPREADS. OMG, she's dreaming about cherries, just like her mommy. As any close friend to me knows, my current obsession is...

Let's get yucky, bloody, and goooooeeeyyyyyyyyyyy, bby girlzzzz!!!!! Me hiding from the very real possibility that someone is going to...

One crucial way that Deadpool and Wolverine failed to deliver on its hotshot dissident promises. Love that soundtrack though. WHEN YOU...

I COULD BEEEEEE A GOOOOOD MOTHERRRRR. IT'S NOT FAIR. I JUST WANT TO SING HIM LULLABIES AND BUY HIM A JELLYCAT BLANKIE. Ok, it's summer,...

My submission to our campus newspaper (just kidding, they can't handle my brilliant mind). Ok, obviously Breaking Bad is about meth but...

Did you also think the original American Psycho was sorely lacking in harmonic synthpop covers of Phil Collins and New Order? TOTALLY,...

MY DARLINGS! <3, It's been so long... I haven't blogged in almost a month, can you believe it???? I've put pen to paper so many times,...

There's just something so effortlessly sexy about the Bermuda Triangle. Why is no one talking about this. I don't know if I want to be...

It's an art. I was going to put a picture of the dumbbell here but I'm too lazy. So have this stock photo of some people at a party...

Papa's Bakeria > Vogue. 1. Fireboy and Watergirl LOOK AT THESE FASHIONABLE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS. The high ponytail moment? The gelled up...

Back by popular demand... check out seven more of CHERRYPI's iconique party themes. The real problem here is the music. If you...

Start Lent right this Ash Wednesday! Maximize your holiness today! Can the priest do this for, like, my liver. Or my vibrator. Ugh......

You know I know you know I know you know. "Even in bed I pose: desire may grow / More circumstantial and less circumspect / Each night,...

The steps to succeed in your first studio art course. You should go even if it's just to, like, take pictures of all the weird shit...

Bad news, guys. My dietician has strongly dissuaded me from going out this weekend (booooooo!) because of, like, "recovery-focused goals"...