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How to Take a College Art Class
The steps to succeed in your first studio art course. You should go even if it's just to, like, take pictures of all the weird shit...
Riley Howe
Feb 4, 20244 min read


Ranking the 10 Worst Things I've Used as Chasers
Bad news, guys. My dietician has strongly dissuaded me from going out this weekend (booooooo!) because of, like, "recovery-focused goals"...
Riley Howe
Jan 31, 20245 min read


Appreciating The Best Worst Couple of all Time: Gaius Baltar and #6
She's a supermodel alien robot who invented free will and then fell in love with the worst man ever. He's a pathetic know-it-all who...
Riley Howe
Jan 29, 20245 min read


Bluey Gives Me Baby Fever
How four Australian dogs revamped my family planning.
Riley Howe
Jan 25, 20243 min read


Asking My Guardian Angel to Hit Me with a Bus
TW: SH, suicidal ideation, calorie counting, disordered eating. I was around twelve when I began cutting myself. Much of that time I do...
Riley Howe
Jan 23, 20245 min read


Frat Parties I Would Throw if I Were a Guy
Are you craving the taste of shitty watered-down beer and the sound of Travis Scott's "SICKOMODE" playing for the 14th time, but feeling...
Riley Howe
Jan 22, 20243 min read


Playlist: Defusing a Bomb (A.K.A Sending an Email)
If you're like me, and you can only focus if you pretend you're in an action movie and the world is ending in fifteen seconds, these...
Riley Howe
Jan 9, 20243 min read


remembering MATERIALBUG, part 1
Happy department-store-blues season. Here's a throwback from 2021.
Riley Howe
Dec 20, 20231 min read


Mine All Mine: A Room Tour with Shreya K
Join me for a special-edition CHERRYPI post featuring my childhood bestie Shreya Karthik and her wild, messy, wonderful room. "I’ve had...
Riley Howe
Dec 18, 20236 min read


Ranking Hallmark Movies I've Seen This Season by How Experimental I Think the Main Couple is in Bed
'Tis the season. Follow along my journey as I analyze which Hallmark couples know what aftercare is and which would faint if you said the...
Riley Howe
Dec 16, 20238 min read


In Defense of the One-Night Stand
Due to a recent medical issue, I've had to reconsider an important sexual boundary.
Riley Howe
Dec 11, 20234 min read


I Don't Want to Meditate, I Want to Transcend the Spiritual Plane
5 self-care tips for people who would rather be an ethereal spirit than have to deal with worldly nonsense like brushing their teeth. CW:...
Riley Howe
Dec 3, 20233 min read


What Kind of Haunted House Would You Stay In?
Have you always wondered what kind of haunted house you'd stay in? A gloomy, sprawling Gothic castle, or an echoey log cabin in the...
Riley Howe
Dec 3, 20233 min read


The Forgotten Y2K Icons of Obscure Kids Movies
Ah, the 2000s...a time capsule of bad CGI, talking animals, Disney Channel stars, glittery pink makeovers, and straight-to-DVD treasures....
Riley Howe
Dec 2, 20233 min read
cherrypi is live!
Hello spoiled brats, thrifters, creeps, girls with infected belly button piercings, and purse chihuahua enjoyers, December is here, and...
Riley Howe
Dec 1, 20231 min read
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