She's a supermodel alien robot who invented free will and then fell in love with the worst man ever. He's a pathetic know-it-all who...

How four Australian dogs revamped my family planning.

TW: SH, suicidal ideation, calorie counting, disordered eating. I was around twelve when I began cutting myself. Much of that time I do...

Are you craving the taste of shitty watered-down beer and the sound of Travis Scott's "SICKOMODE" playing for the 14th time, but feeling...

If you're like me, and you can only focus if you pretend you're in an action movie and the world is ending in fifteen seconds, these...

Happy department-store-blues season. Here's a throwback from 2021.

Join me for a special-edition CHERRYPI post featuring my childhood bestie Shreya Karthik and her wild, messy, wonderful room. "I’ve had...

'Tis the season. Follow along my journey as I analyze which Hallmark couples know what aftercare is and which would faint if you said the...

Due to a recent medical issue, I've had to reconsider an important sexual boundary.

5 self-care tips for people who would rather be an ethereal spirit than have to deal with worldly nonsense like brushing their teeth. CW:...

Have you always wondered what kind of haunted house you'd stay in? A gloomy, sprawling Gothic castle, or an echoey log cabin in the...

Ah, the 2000s...a time capsule of bad CGI, talking animals, Disney Channel stars, glittery pink makeovers, and straight-to-DVD treasures....

Hello spoiled brats, thrifters, creeps, girls with infected belly button piercings, and purse chihuahua enjoyers, December is here, and...